A lot of things can run through your head at the gym [+ we mean A LOT]. More often than not, I’m holding back laughter of something I just saw, thought, or something I just did. I am sure the majority of us all have similar thoughts when we CHAARG THE GYM…
1] “LET’S. DO. THIS.” Walk into the gym. *Immediately fix CHAARG tank.* I want everyone to know I’m #inCHAARG because I’m about to crush this workout.
2] “Hmm.. which CHAARG 8tracks playlist today?” Bolt Booty? Gear Up Like A Champion? Move It Like A Mermaid? How can I pick just one? *Shuffle mode it is*
3] “… They want us to do HOW MANY SQUATS + BURPEES?!” Honestly, are they trying to kill me… Burpees, I sincerely apologize but you + I will never be BFFs.
4] “Sweating this much should be illegal.” Is this actually normal? No human should sweat this much. I swear my shirt was a different shade of grey when I first walked in. + YUP, I think I forgot to wear deodorant.
5] “If I stop + take a mirror selfie do you think anyone will notice?” Position it just right so I can show off my new VS Sport gear. Click. Phew, alright, no one saw that. Wait, that guy did. *Wide eyed emojii. * Get out + get out now.
7] “Do I look as intense as I feel right now?” Why even question that? HECK YES, I do! Watch out boys because this girl is #inCHAARG.
9] “Don’t fall off the treadmill. Don’t fall off the treadmill!” Secretly praying to the treadmill that it doesn’t shoot me off this thing right now. *Trips.* Ahh… nice recovery!
11] “There are 30 open treadmills + you pick the one right next to me?” *Bump up 2 speeds.* Your move buddy, your move.
12] “I AM INCREDIBLE” Walk out of the gym doing everything to not throw your hands in the air Rocky Balboa style + run down the stairs. Pick the insta worthy picture + immediately post to #inCHAARG insta account. #BOOM. Perfect. *Self-five*.
xox, Morgan [@morgsimp_inchaarg], LSUCHAARG